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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily. |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 119)
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day) |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 191)
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It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 155)
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Wives r incoming calls, Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 585)
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity". |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 100)
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