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Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear! |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 490)
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home! |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 141)
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 154)
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Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips! Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip? Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs. |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 628)
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs? Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs? Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell. |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 393)
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