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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:                                                   Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? 

Mallika: I go back to my home!
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. 

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Girl & Boy were having sex.                                                                     Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.

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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?                                         Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

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