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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily. |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 119)
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to..
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 217)
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another "I slept wid ur mom last nite" D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk" |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 589)
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Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
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because....
90% of the boys are right handed |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 810)
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multipl |
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(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 108)
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