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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....





Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to..









VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another                                                                    "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.

He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"

(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 589)

Why do 90%                                                                                           of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

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90% of the
boys are
right handed

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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multipl

(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 108)