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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" andkilled himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you

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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

(Category: Insult English SMS Characters: 164)

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..                                                              Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2

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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did

(Category: Insult English SMS Characters: 153)

You=lovely                                                                                                 You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

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