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My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game.

(Category: Marital English SMS Characters: 103)

Different Phases of a man:                                                                    After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

(Category: Marital English SMS Characters: 556)

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.

(Category: Marital English SMS Characters: 148)

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir. 

(Category: Marital English SMS Characters: 154)

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.                                     A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

(Category: Marital English SMS Characters: 378)