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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)

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Teacher: why are you late                                                                           Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it

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