Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!

When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say

“damn I am really so cute”.

U will overcome your sadness.

But don”t make this a habit.

Cause liars go to hell.

There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind