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A Short thing                                                                                           It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

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He came 2 me 1 nite                                                                                explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

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Skin meets Skin                                                                                        When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES

(Category: Naughty English SMS Characters: 686)

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,
when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute! 

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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?                                               Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me

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